Reblog if your dick glows in the dark.

square-enix:

how to have terrible posture and constantly look tired and indifferent a book written by me

wowowo i’m blushing if i’m perfect does it mean i’m beyonce?

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

• skips every song on my ipod
• lets the music play without interruption
• plays the same song on repeat for days

cosmo tip #975

napoleonbonerhard:

before going down on her make sure u softly whisper itadakimasu to show that u r ready for the meal